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Date: June 26, 2017 From The Sagging Couch Of: Dan Brock |
Dear Friend:
If you’re reading this… you probably work a lot harder than me.
You’re not alone. Even most of the Internet marketing “gurus” who brag about their “lazy” lives work way more than I do… and don’t have much to show for it.
And if that sounds “unfair”… there’s nothing to stop you from joining me.
Because if you’re willing to stop racing around looking for the latest “loophole”, “glitch” or “miracle” to trick Twitter… fake out Facebook… or game Google…
… you’re right where you need to be to take a shortcut straight to the top of the affiliate marketing food chain.
In fact… you can be about the laziest S.O.B. on the planet and pull down a full-time income in as little as 5 hours per week without any of the usual roadblocks in your path…
…even if you can hardly work a computer… even if you can’t force yourself out of bed before noon and you can’t concentrate more than 10 minutes at a time… heck,
I should know… because that’s exactly where I ended up a few short months ago.
A couple friends convinced me it would be “fun” to take a full-contact Kung Fu class (normally the closest I come to a “sport” is channel surfing)…
… and this strip-mall dojo instructor did some ninja “hip throw” move and tossed my body up in the air while my leg went the other direction.
Just like that I officially became the least athletic person ever to tear their ACL – some part of the knee I didn’t even know I had until it swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.
It’s usually some super-athlete injury.
Maybe that’s what the surgeon thought I was (hey, Madden is a kind of a sport) when he told me I’d need an intense three hours of surgery.
I’d already been hobbled for a full month before the swelling finally came down when the Doc said:
“Sorry to have to tell you this, but you’re going to have to be out of work for at least a couple more weeks after this,” he said.
I just smiled. He probably thought it was the anesthesia kicking in, but I knew I’d be leaving that operating room richer than when they wheeled me in…
Good thing, too – if I’d had a “real” job… I would have been screwed. Because I spent the next two straight weeks sleeping from all the painkillers they had me hopped up on.
Once in a while, I’d wake up long enough to lean over and check my email on laptop next to the bed.
I couldn’t have done any more “work” than that even if I wanted to.
Still… it turned out...
And if you’re wondering if I pulled this off by being some kind of tech wiz marketing genius… or exploiting some hidden “loophole”…
Not by a long shot.
The thought of looking for loopholes just makes me tired.
I’ve seen the HARD WAY of making a six-figure income online first-hand (more on that in a minute)…
… and I realized a long time ago if I really wanted to never wake up to an “A.M.” on my alarm clock… if I was serious about never “working” more than an hour a day (and ZERO on weekends)…
So while every other affiliate marketer I knew competes for commissions on the latest Clickbank ebook or CPA offer… sweating it out to sell people on stuff they didn’t know they needed…
… I’ve managed to pull down a steady middle manager’s income with the absolute laziest marketing task on the planet… without “selling” a thing.
At the same time 99% of affiliates are busy begging, pleading and cajoling all the traffic they can buy, borrow or steal just to open their wallets a crack…
…I’m settling onto the couch with my PS4 controller while a jetstream of FREE traffic crams its way through my affiliate links with the cash already halfway out of their pockets.
And I didn’t discover some magical “secret” niche, either. That would take research… keyword tools… competitive analysis… heck, I’m getting out of breath just thinking about it.
All I did was take a step back and look at what the biggest chunk of the 1.5 BILLION+ people online are shopping for… and made…
Big Lazy Obvious Discovery #1… there are way more' people pulling out the plastic for physical products than buying the latest Clickbank ebook… and…
Big Lazy Obvious Discovery #2... the world’s biggest goldmines for all the real-world products people are stuffing their virtual shopping carts with are the affiliate networks like Amazon… Commission Junction… and Walmart.com that pay out millions in commissions every month.
Now, you might be thinking…
A lazy bastard like me… that’s who.
And it was a “no brainer” decision once I discovered I could have Amazon and the other brand name networks cutting me commission checks like these on the regular…
… because here’s what I don’t have to go through to get that money:
And I don’t have to fight it out with hundreds… even thousands of other affiliates for scraps.
And so there’s no cutting-edge “SEO”… paid traffic… or any need to crank out articles and sales pages full of NLP and other Jedi mind tricks… or even come up with “bonuses”… in order to get people to click on my link.
Just go with the flow and collect my cut.
Heck, maybe you’re smarter than me (you probably are – I wasn’t exactly voted “most likely to succeed”)…
… or maybe you’ve got all the time in the world to spend hours keeping “up to speed” on all the latest traffic and copywriting techniques you need to stay ahead of the hoards of other affiliates going after the same tired old keywords you are.
...With or without me…
That’s 14 times what Clickbank’s made since they opened for business (back in 1998!)… and with customers coming in the door already “pre-sold” on snapping up everything from $24.99 romance novels to $5,000 video cameras…
… and one out of every 6 visitors you send over to Amazon making a purchase…
… trust me – you won’t be thinking about commission rates when you cash the checks.
After all, when Amazon paid out a cool $12.6 billion just to affiliates last year… and Clickbank hasn’t cracked $2 billion in total sales in a decade… even a lazy guy can do the math.
And with 30,000+ different products in the Amazon marketplace practically flying off the shelves (compared to just a few “hot” ebooks of the week)…
… if you run into something “competitive”… fine. Just pick something else.
The best part is… if you’re reading this letter you probably have a HUGE “unfair advantage” over most of the people dividing up that $12.6 billion.
If you’ve been busting your ass to keep your head above water selling ebooks… you can walk in and take these clueless Amazon affiliates’ lunch money.
In fact… you’ll wonder why you ever bothered fighting it out for commissions on a few lousy PDFs like a used car salesman on Presidents’ Day once you discover…
… and start making commissions from day one even if you’ve never made a thin dime online in your life.
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Here’s why affiliate marketing with Amazon and similar “name brand product” networks is not only the laziest… but hands-down the most RELIABLE way to make it as an affiliate… and not just for a week or a month – for good…
The “rules” almost NEVER change.
It’s a deadbeat’s dream come true – Amazon’s been running the same “Associate’s Program” since 1996 (they practically invented the idea of giving commissions on product sales)…
… and in all the time I’ve been paying my rent with it there’s never been any need to switch up the traffic sources and strategies I’ve been using since the beginning.
You can get away without learning any fancy new traffic tricks for years at a time… so you can finally stop chasing down the endless rat race of new “opportunities” that flood your email inbox everyday.
Think about it: One day Google’s up… then it’s down. Then there was Twitter… now Twitter’s “dead”?... and the next “big thing” is Facebook… or media buying… or some new flavor of Google…
Well, you can hit the “unsubscribe” button on all those “must read” guru lists…
… because the only “change” that’s going to happen with Amazon anytime soon is an explosion in profits as more and more shoppers go online looking for the best deals on everything from books and DVDs to Plasma bigscreens and kitchenware.
(a hard day of work at the office...)
So whether you decide to quit your job… or just cut back your hours…
… or even if your friends talk you into performing some ill-advised martial arts stunt that doesn’t involve a game controller and you end up knocked out on painkillers the size of horse pills…
… or you go into work tomorrow… and just like you knew they would -- some fat ass eats your clearly-marked lunch out of the fridge and you finally lose control… and it’s like an out of body experience where you just see yourself cursing people out and you know there’s no turning back…
… or for whatever reason, whether it’s on you or the luck of the draw, you wake up tomorrow… next week… or next month with no more 9-5 paychecks coming in…
… Amazon’s never going to fire you, downsize you, or “Google slap” you… and the money keeps coming in without having to start over from scratch every few weeks when some “algorithm” or fine-print policy changes up on you.
It’s the only way I’ve ever discovered (and believe me, I've tried almost everything online) that you can literally make money while you sleep… and just keep hitting the snooze button knowing everything’s running just fine without you.
All you need to do is get your ticket punched and settle in for the ride.
And I’ll come right out and admit it…
Remember I mentioned the really HARD way to make money online? The few affiliates who manage to “make it big” with PPC… banners… social media wizardry… and all the rest of the latest loopholes may look like they’ve got it made…
But here’s the truth: These guys work more hours than most people with full-time “regular jobs.”
What’s that? They told you you’d be out by the pool while all that Clickbank and CPA money poured in? Think again, buddy.
I KNOW some affiliates who’ve made the big six and seven figure “empires” promoting digital products… and you know what?
They spend 12 or 14 hours a day in front of a computer screen… heck, two or three computer screens.
( The average desk of those 12 hour work day Super Affiliates. Who wants to live like this? )
That’s how much work this “cutting edge” stuff is – if you’re “lucky” and “make it” you can’t even get by with just one monitor anymore. Not “productive” enough.
It makes me tired just looking at these setups.
They’re jumping on the phone and on and off Skype with affiliate managers… account reps… JV partners… they have to keep pictures of their families on their desks to remember what the heck they look like… their girlfriends are about ready to dump their ass because they’re never around… even their pets hate them…
I don’t even know what they DO with all the money they make. It’s sure as hell nothing fun, I know that. Probably pay lawyers and accountants or something.
Yawn.
And the other thing these “type A” superaffiliates (and their wannabes) “forget” to tell you about… is all the money they have to SPEND to keep those six-figure paydays coming in.
I’m talking about wallets full of maxed out plastic just to keep everything afloat.
And I don’t know about you… but the idea of spending $50,000 a month on traffic doesn’t exactly give me a warm, fuzzy “peace of mind” feeling.
More like an ulcer: What if it all comes crashing down? And you know what? It DOES come crashing down once in awhile.
Most of the big CPA and “media buying” honchos have gone flat broke… heck, deep down in the red… and had to claw their way back to the top from scratch two or three times already.
I’m sure “living on the edge” is a rush… but it sure isn’t something you can be lazy about… or count on to pay the bills every month without riding a desk all day and main-lining caffeine. You gotta hustle… and if you stop, there are 10 other guys breathing down your neck waiting to eat your lunch.
No thanks.
So, now that you know the stakes -- here’s the deal...
Even though the “next big thing” in affiliate marketing seems to be changing week by week…
You haven’t missed some “ground floor” opportunity that’s going to leave you forever two steps behind a front-runner pack of “gurus”…
Because unlike AdWords… the SEO “Google Dance”… CPV… social media and the rest of the affiliate marketing alphabet soup… you can be just as successful TODAY as if you’d hopped on 10 years ago.
There’s still a “learning curve” though…
… and in the very beginning it took me a few long half days at the “office” (my kitchen table, near the fridge) to get everything straight.
The frustrating part was… there were thousands of “threads” on the forums about everything from PPC to Adsense… but nobody seemed to know much of anything about affiliate marketing with Amazon – except that it was supposedly a “waste of time.”
“Physical products?,” the ‘experts’ said. “What’s the matter with you? Don’t you know you can make a sh*tload more money selling ebooks?”
The good news is… I’m going to show you how to sleep your way right past the “testing and tweaking” phase… the stage that made me pull those brutal 4-hour days…
… and get past all the “theory” and guesswork to the good stuff – and your first $3,000 month – with 100% FREE traffic – faster than you ever thought possible.
I’d call it a “running start”… but fortunately you can do all of this sitting down… and with my PROVEN five-step blueprint I’m going to gulp down a bunch of coffee and stay awake just long enough to reveal…
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Now you’re ready to start “populating” your sites with articles – and fortunately there are some ultra-lazy hacks and shortcuts for getting all this writing done FAST… and making sure it converts like crazy the first time around so you never have to touch it again.
I’ll show you…
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If “SEO” sounds like work… well, it is… IF you’re competing with a bunch of other SEO-obsessed Internet marketers for the same keyword.
But with Amazon products… your “competition” will make you feel like an SEO super-wiz. And you’ll easily get the top Google rankings that have been frustratingly out of reach before once I show you…
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Conversions are the “missing piece” most affiliates leave out – and I can’t blame them: It sounds like a lot of work. But here’s the truth: The better your review sites convert, the less of them you have to build.
Think about it – just ONE site converting at 10% is worth 5 sites that barely scrape by at 2%.
And even though all this math is making me a little dizzy… it’s worth it because you can make the same money with a fraction of the workload once you discover…
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… And once the commissions start coming in… and you can see which sites are producing the lion’s share of your income… here’s how to take those “A list” income streams
… and with just a few “tweaks”… pump them up into “authority sites” Google will just about FORCE to the top of the rankings:
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“Rinse and repeat” this blueprint as many times as you want… heck, make me look like a total underachiever (I don’t mind)... and there’s not a doubt in my mind you can easily cash out much more than I have…
Just a question of “working” until you’ve hit whatever “number” you’ve got your sights on to quit your job… pay your bills… or start stashing a rainy day fund…
… then sit back (or better yet, lie down) and let the commissions pile up.
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This is the exact blueprint that let me wake up from weeks of almost ZERO activity after knee surgery… with all my bills paid, the rent taken care of, and an even fatter bank balance than when I went under the knife…
… and once you’ve gone through it once… you’re set. You can have complete peace of mind knowing you’re not going to have to start from scratch with a whole new “system” 6 weeks... 6 months… probably not even 6 years from now.
There’s no need to chase after “loopholes” to keep your head above water… study the latest hard-sell persuasion tactics… or juggle paid traffic campaigns.
Just keep hitting the snooze button and repeat until satisfied… and make sure you’ve got a nice, comfortable couch because you’re going to be seeing a lot more of it.
And with the (already short) “learning curve” cut down to the quick with my five-step (take it easy) action plan… you’ll get there faster than you ever thought possible.
All this writing is making me tired… so I’m not going to risk some kind of stress injury going on and on about how valuable this is.
After all… it’s literally a “soup to nuts” road map to take you from A (trading too much time for way too little money)… to B (your first $3,000 in pure profit – and a truly passive income that keeps on going even if you’re literally comatose)…
Actually, when I put it that way it sounds pretty damn good – I should probably go on for a few pages and convince you to fork over $1997 for it… but I’d rather take a nap.
If I get a second wind later on I might jack up the price a bit…
… but for now I’m going to take a break and let you grab everything I’ve told you about here for the price of a couple movie tickets and small popcorns – just one payment of $497!
PLUS… to make this even more of a “no brainer” so I can quit writing already and get my sleep on… I’m going to throw in two bonuses that are EACH… easily… worth more than the purchase price.
And more importantly, they’re going to take even more “hard work” out of the picture.
These are ONLY going to be around for fast action-takers…
… so even though I hate to tell anybody to take action (easy to pull something) you really do need to move on these quickly – you can sleep in extra late tomorrow to make up for it.
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... And I've even removed one of the biggest stumbling blocks by giving away my secret "top conversion" affiliate theme as a fast acting bonus...
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And there’s no reason to wait – because you’re totally protected from day one by my…
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You need to act now, though… before the fast-action bonuses disappear or I get too many emails from my JV partners complaining about my lazy job at pricing this thing and they pressure me into hiking it up.
So here’s how to order right now:
YES!
I’m clicking the “Add to Cart” button to get instant access to Deadbeat Superaffiliate and all the fast-action bonuses right away!
I want to start crushing it with Amazon and other Brand networks as soon as possible, and get to the lazy part where I can start collecting all the passive income from my sites with very little additional effort on my part!
I understand I’m completely covered by your generous 100% guarantee for a full 30 days, so there’s no reason to wait and risk losing out!
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See you on the inside,
[ DAN BROCK ]
P.S. Still here? I guess you just like to read… but you’d be much better off reading the first steps of the Deadbeat Superaffiliate course right now… and being that much closer to your first $3,000 month.
The bottom line is… you’re at an important crossroads here… and you really have just two choices if you’re at all serious about “making it” in affiliate marketing this year.
First Option: You can keep chasing after every “can’t fail” loophole that crosses your email inbox… spend your free time forcing down the “latest” in Internet marketing courses… and fight it out on Google with hordes of competitors to sell enough ebooks to pay your Adwords bill… or…
Second Option: You can set up FREE streams of traffic now that will continue to pay you for years to come without having to “re-learn” the whole game every few months. And unlike the “superaffiliates” you see bragging about their seven-figure “empires”… you’ll actually have time to do things other than affiliate marketing – like eating, sleeping, and spending time with your family…
… or traveling if you want to, just like I do on a whim every year:
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P.P.S. Remember those guys on the forums I told you about who insisted I was NUTS to promote physical products with Amazon rather than the latest, greatest ebook? Here are some testimonials I received recently from some of these same marketers...
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P.P.P.S. Remember, you're totally covered by my 100% no questions asked money back guarantee for a full 30 days… and if you take action and follow my step by step formula and somehow manage not to make money, contact me and I'll promptly refund you your money..
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